yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
when u see ur notp on ur dash and ur like
not in my god damn lobby
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others
yeah, the church wouldn’t approve of learning religion from Supernatural
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?
. what the fuck is sex
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world